Taxed to Hell and Back

Dear IRS,

I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15 , but all is not lost.

I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog license tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting license tax, fishing license tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, Medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 3.3 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle license registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can't recall but I have run out of space and money.

When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake.

Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles Rangel , Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Daschle and, of course, your boss Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest.

P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.

Reader comment, The Economist, May 7, 2009

Time Magazine Worships Obama

2008 was a busy year for Time magazine. They worked hard each month to figure out a way to put Obama on as many of their covers as possible. Judging from this compilation I'd say they really outdid themselves!

George H. W. Bush Monument Defaced

While the rest of the world was gripped by the inauguration of The One, a disciple in Houston was defacing a monument of Bush Sr.

The man was described as having long blond hair, possibly in a ponytail, and wearing a plaid shirt. He may still have some yellow paint on him.

KTRK-TV Houston, TX, January 20, 2009

Michelle Obama's Hairstylist: Coming to a Reality Show Near You

With total control over the media, it's no surprise that they turned to one of their own to once again push onto the American people. In this case, they've recruited the First Cult Lady's hairstylist, Johnny Wright, to host a reality show that centers around makeovers. Fierce!



James Hibberd's The Live Feed, January 20, 2009

Obama Disciples Take It To The Streets

A heroin drug ring in upstate New York was recently busted by police. The dealers were selling Obama-branded heroin to thank the masses for voting him into office. Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out the dealers helped "bring out the vote" in November.

The Smoking Gun, January 23, 2009

Orange "You Glad For Change" Cola

Sent in by a reader while shopping at a Stop and Shop supermarket in Bridgeport, CT. "Taking the whole 'drink the kool-aid' to another level."

Vilify the Opposition

A common tactic of the brainwashed Left is to vilify the opposition. Those who Believe are good, those who don't are either idiots or pure evil. Perez Hilton caters to the minions.

Urban Outfitters, "Shop Obama"

Homepage announcement. 'Nuff said.

The Full Extent of Democrats' Power

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - President Barack Obama's inauguration generated an unprecedented 35,000 stories in the world's major newspapers, television and radio broadcasts over the past day -- about 35 times more than the last presidential swearing-in -- a monitoring group said on Wednesday.

Reuters, January 21, 2009

That's just incredible. Don't mess with the machine!

Your Tax Dollars Fund The Cult

Gwen Ifill of PBS moderated the Vice Presidential debate during the 2008 Presidential campaign. You would think that a moderator would be unbiased, non-partisan, and fair. That would be true if the media wasn't controlled by the Democrats, even our Public Broadcasting Service.

Word came out right before the debate, however, that she had just written a new book about Obama, that would come out on inauguration day(!), about how he was going to fix everything wrong with America, cure cancer, end poverty, feed the hungry, etc. Some Republicans complained, saying that publishing a book about Obama would mean she had had a financial stake in the election, but most of them just rolled over and showed their bellies.

Last night was the party for Ifill's book, "The Breakthrough: Politics and Race in the Age of Obama." The usual Cult imagery was present, and they even served Obama cookies. No doubt it symbolized the broken bread of The Cult Messiah's body...